SHIT.

Anyone seen a bloke about knee-high, running around with a blue shirt? Might look like it's pumpkin coloured. That's not supposed to be there.

This is just painful.

So, people still use these things, huh?

You know what I fucking hate? That stupid multicoloured cube my brother-in-law bought Belle for her birthday. It isn't that it defeats me, I wouldn't know, I can't be arsed to bother with it. It's that she CANNOT PUT IT DOWN.

Some of you need a few classes on present giving.